A customer asks, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk looks at him and says, “I take it you’re Polish?”
The man, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, “Well, then why did you assume I’m Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?”
“Because you’re in Home Depot.”
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