Joke of the Week: A Real Good Blonde Joke

As promised, here’s the joke of this week. Thank you so much to those of you who commented on last week’s joke. I appreciate you taking the time to read and forward these and spread more joy and laughter in the world.

A Real Good Blonde Joke

   An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey bartender, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde prefessional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

    Do you have any other jokes you’d like you share? Please send them our way so that the yoga classes can benefit. Make it a great weekend, stay cool, and see you in class!