Johnny goes to confession and says “Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the woman you were with?” Johnny says “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
“Was it Tina Curtis? I’ve heard strange things about her.”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Tiboots? Everybody knows her reputation.”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Olivier? She’s a complete flirt with all the boys.”
“I’m sorry but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Prajean? How many times have I told her ‘boys are the devil’?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa Bridges? Come on Johnny, spit it out, my son!”
“Please, Father,” Johnny pleaded, “I cannot tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight-lipped, Johnny Babineaux and I admire that, but you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jack slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
Johnny replies, “Four months vacation and five good leads…”
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